Dayfox

I'm not starting this blog back up. I just want a rant, if I don't have one i'm gonna' explode.

FUCK SAKE
FUCKING FUCK DICK SHIT STABBER COCK MUNCH SHIT
FUCK Direct line and all insurers WANKERS FUCK
FUCKERS TWATS FUCK SHIT COCK SHIT DICK ARGGHGH

They are encased in a fuckbox

I DONT WANNA PAY 15751231465423454465 million pounds for my insurance, it's only a 1.4 for fuck's sake.


ARGHSGHGJHSHFUO
I am not amused.

That is all.
KTHXBAI

Okay, so I was watching the Halo 3 Announcement trailer for like the thousandth time, and I thought I would type up my analysis of the so called "easter eggs" in the trailer.

First of all, I suggest you should (if you haven't already) download the Halo 3 Announcement Trailer; you can get it here (Hi Def) or you can view the Low-Res version on Youtube here.

When the trailer starts, you see a cloud of dust/smoke passing accross the screen, and heat haze rising from the ground in the background. In the mid-ground there is a traffic sign depicting a grunt rocking backwards and forwards.

We know that the trailer is set in Mombasa, in Africa for the following reasons.

• In the Halo 2 Volume 2 soundtrack, there is a track called the "Road to Voi", which is a road near Mombasa, Africa.


• Bungie said so! - In the Halo 3 FAQ it says "The New Mombasa City Council had an incredibly efficient public works department until and even during the tragic and devastating Covenant invasion." which was meant to be a joke, but gave us a valuable piece of information.

At 0:29 we see a blurred character come into frame which utters "I had to fight Gods and Demons", accompanied at 0:51 with the same character which follows with "I am your shield, I am your sword". The character is revealed to us as cortana. The end of Halo 2 left Cortana in the clutches of the Gravemind, it appears he mimics cortana, and backs up the word "Demons". At 1:08, a fantastic shot is revealed; the face of Cortana over the Master Chief (who is now in full view). "I know you - Your past, Your future."

The scene cuts over to the "Forerunner structure", the next interesting part is at 1:17 [see below image]



At 1:17 Master Chief is depicted with a "God Like" halo around his head. The observant of you, might know that Master Chief is A Spartan 117. Master Chief is called "John", and if you look at John 1:17 in the bible, you will see "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.", this means he is the saviour.

At 2:03, after the structure has powered up and "fired", the scene closes with cortana - "This is the way the world ends", if you Google "Cortana This is the way the world ends", and look for a return of the "Cortana Letters", and look at Letter #1, it will read:

"I have walked the edge of the Abyss. I have governed the unwilling. I have witnessed countless empires break before me. I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear. [I was there with the Angel at the tomb]

I have seen your future. And I have learned.

There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy.

I HAVE WON.

Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong: THIS is the way the world ends.


a friend of a friend".

This points to a famous poet called T.S. Eliot, and a poem called "The Hollow men". The last stanza reads:

"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."

And cortana just said that Eliot was wrong, so the world will not end with a wimper, but with a bang.

To conclude, here is what I think the trailer is:
Cortana can see into Master Chiefs future, and this is it; the giant structure, the artifact that will destroy the world if Master Chief fails in the game.

If you have any alternate suggestions, please leave a comment.

So, yeah. Hmm terrible umm coma I guess.
Okay I should really stop that excuse; to be honest, I just couldn't be bothered with posting. Ah well now I take it back (for how long I wonder [bets open]). So changes since last post. So it was 15 years ago on the 14th of August at exactly 12:52 I was placed into this world. So now i'm fifteen here is the grand list of things I can now LEGALLY do!!:

See a 15 certificate movie.

Sweet. So a grand-total of one eh? Oh well; I guess it's better than a poke up the bum with a sharp stick.

With my birthday money, I got myself a laptop! Toshiba widescreen thingamy, and do you know where I stuck it...right next to my server. Dual screen! Kinda (they share a mouse and keyboard using Synergy).

Will post soon




I hope.

Hmm after a nasty interview from Head of year and (Acting) Head Misstress, I was awarded Head Boy, and Ellen; Head Girl.


Muhahaha Power, Drunk on power!!

"I HAVE LARD IN MY ANUS"
In the Languages of the World
CURRENT LANGUAGE COUNT: 44
English
I have lard in my anus.

Danish
Jeg har spæk i min røv.
(Courtesy of Tailen & Marie)

Finnish
Minulla on laardia peräaukossani.
(Courtesy of Miko & Lasse)

Spanish
Tengo manteca en el ano.
(Courtesy of Jorge)

German
Ich habe Schweinefett in meinem Arsch.
(Courtesy of Vincent)

French
J'ai du lard dans le cul.
(Courtesy of Jean-Guylain)

Italian
Ho del lardo nel culo.
(Courtesy of Luke)

Sassaresu (Sassari's dialect)
V'aggiu lu culu pienu di lardhu.
(Courtesy of Ryho Murtas)

Portuguese
Eu tenho manteiga em meu ânus.
(Courtesy of Olavo)

Dutch
Ik heb spekvet in mijn anus.
(Courtesy of John & Toroz)

Icelandic
Ég hafa svínafeiti í minn skaft.

Estonian
Mul on searasv pärakus.
(Courtesy of Siiri)

Croatian
Imam masti u supku.
(Courtesy of Davor)

Czech
Mám sádlo v riti.
(Courtesy of Martin)

Hungarian
Disznózsír van a seggemben.
(Courtesy of Béla)

Norwegian
Jeg har svinefett i rasshølet.
(Courtesy of Willy)
Jeg har smult i ræva.
(Courtesy of Sverre)

Tagalog
May mantika ako sa puwet.
(Courtesy of _mErKuRyO)

Polish
Mam smalec w moim tylku.
(Courtesy of Cuprohastes/Dr. Jones)

Romanian
Eu am grasime in gaoaza.
(Courtesy of Cosma Dan)

Serbian
Ja imati svinjska mast unutra moj uporiste.

Slovenian
imam svinjska mast v svoj debeli konec orodja.

Swedish
Jag har ister i arslet.
(Courtesy of Johan)

Welsh
Ca bloneg i mewn 'm chornia.

Turkish
Kiçimda domuz yagi var.
(Courtesy of Cemil)

Latin
adepsem in ano meo habeo.
(Courtesy of Chris)

Esperanto
Mi havas lardon supre sur mia anuso.

Japanese

(Ore no ketsu no naka ni raado ga haitte iru.)
(Courtesy of richpav)

Mandarin Chinese
我屁股裡面有豬油
(Wo4 Pi4 Gu3 Li3 Mian4 You3 Zhu1 You2.)
(Courtesy of John)

Lithuanian
As turiu tauku savo siknos skylej.
(Courtesy of Medeine)

Thai

(Courtesy of sucheela)

Russian

(Courtesy of a.k.)

Arabic
Aindee shehm al-khenzeer fe am`a`ee.
(Courtesy of Matt)

Hindi
Mere Dhu may, churbi hai.
(Courtesy of Paul)
Mera gaand mein makkhan hai.
(Courtesy of Santosh)

Kannada
Nanna thikadalli benne idhey.
(Courtesy of Santosh)

Farsi
Thu kun am, charbi doram.
(Courtesy of Paul)

Punjabi
Mere Dhu vich, churbi haiga.
(Courtesy of Paul)

Bengali
Amhar pasa'r beethorae ghee assa.
(Courtesy of Ebsan)

Neapolitan
Tengo 'a nzogna 'nculo.
(Courtesy of Luke)

Hokkien Singlish
chwee yao za ai lao chu lai liao.
(Courtesy of Elna)

Hebrew

"Yesh li shuman-chazir ba-tachat."
(Courtesy of Yiftach)

Yiddish

"Ikh hobn khazer-schmaltz in mayn tukhis."
(Courtesy of Cawwna)

Canadian
I've got marg up my ass, eh!
(Courtesy of Rees)

Pig Latin
Iway avehay ardlay inway ymay anusway.

Klingon
jIH ghaj targh ror Daq wIj 'o'.